After enjoying The Seduction of Goratrix, I was fully prepared for another erotic horror-comedy romp, and The Sword in the Tower more than delivered. I can hardly believe this is real.
Scooter is a simple Sabbat Malkavian who would rather fuck than fight. So when the Tremere Primogen propositions him mid-battle, he gives an enthusiastic yes. When his enthusiasm is reciprocated with the best sex of his (un)life, Scooter is left at loose ends. He wants that sweet, sweet Tremere booty, but what about his dedication to the Sword of Caine???
This novella is just…absolutely hilarious. I laughed so hard, and I’m sharing my favorite quotes with the Vampire: the Masquerade fan community. Scooter and Edison charm each other and the reader with aplomb. Scooter’s Sabbat pack streaks across the page, and I don’t want to play a Chronicle with them so much as witness more of their shenanigans. I love the tirade against trousers. Pick up this bite-sized treat of a story.
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